Overheard

Two days ago, it was in the mid-80's. Overnight the temperature has plummeted (to the 50's) and all of New Orleans is freaking out as if a new ice age is upon us. I actually saw someone walk into the hospital wearing a down coat. A little overkill, I'd say.

Man: [lurching away from his wife] Yeaah!! Your hands are FREEZING!

Woman: [taking her hands off of his neck] Well, you know what they say, "Cold hands, warm heart."

[Man explodes into a laughing fit]

Woman: What's so funny?

Man: [still laughing, barely able to talk] "Cold hands, warm farts?"

Woman: No. Heart! Heart! I said warm heart!

Man: No, you said fart.