Wednesday, February 22, 2006


This is how I know I've been in the South a bit too long...

  • 1. I drink only sweet iced tea.
  • 2. I carry a pocket knife. Actually, I carry two: a small Swiss Army knife on my keychain and a larger folding buckknife in my pocket.
  • 3. I've developed this bizarre yearning for a pickup truck. (No joke!)
  • 4. Despite much resistance, "y'all" is slowly taking permanent residence in my vocabulary.

    I've got to get out of here before I end up with a mullet and a Trans-Am in my front yard.