Pruritic

[Ding!]
[The elevator doors open and one of the x-ray techs walk in, scratching her palm. She used to date a friend of mine.]

Me: What's up?

Tech: Not much.

[We ride up the elevator in brief silence]

Tech: My palm's been itching a lot recently. Doesn't that mean I'm going to get some money soon?

Me: No, it means you masturbate too much.