Saturday, June 11, 2005


While rummaging under the bathroom sink looking for the liquid soap refill, I ran across a can of air freshener. Vanilla scented.

I'm all about ridding the bathroom of poopy smells after doing your business because there is nothing pleasant about walking into such an environment. But most air fresheners don't even mask the smell. It doesn't even compete. Most air fresheners are happy to just coexist. What we need is anti-poop. Something like a poopy smell predator that will seek out poop molecules and destroy them.

Otherwise, you spray the air freshener, and it's like you took a heaping poop in a vanilla field. Which I think is worse than just poopy smell alone.