Goggles

While shuffling through the tour of the Abita Brewery, and working on our fourth cup of beer, Russell and I hear a slurred conversation behind us between two inebriated visitors.

Visitor A: I think I'm in love with the tourguide.

Visitor B: [silently sips beer]

Visitor A: She's got nice boobies.

I wonder if this kind of one sided love affair is a common occurrence during brewery tours.