Exchange
The next time I buy something expensive, I'm going to do it with cash. But instead of using large bills, I'm going to get it all in $1 bills, wrap them in the middle with little paper bands, and then place the stacks of bills neatly in an aluminum briefcase and walk into the store...
Seller: You got my money?
Me: You got the merchandise?
Seller: It's right here.
Me: [placing the briefcase on the counter] Here's your money.
[Click, Click! I open the briefcase]
Seller: [grinning with glee] Oooh!
Me: Count it, it's all there.
Seller: [grabbing the money while simultaneously handing over the merchandise] Here. Now go!
Me: Hey, uh, can I get my briefcase back? It was kinda expensive...
Seller: You got my money?
Me: You got the merchandise?
Seller: It's right here.
Me: [placing the briefcase on the counter] Here's your money.
[Click, Click! I open the briefcase]
Seller: [grinning with glee] Oooh!
Me: Count it, it's all there.
Seller: [grabbing the money while simultaneously handing over the merchandise] Here. Now go!
Me: Hey, uh, can I get my briefcase back? It was kinda expensive...
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