Exasperation

Why are some gay men so... gay? I'm sitting here at the nurses station trying to type out a blog regarding my recent cell phone purchase, but I can't focus long enough to form one stinking sentence because these two men are destroying my concentration with their flamboyancy. I've tried all I can to block them out, but it's impossible. Their crazy hand motions and wild swings in vocal cadence easily penetrate through my force field of concentration like a hot knife through butter. I don't understand why they can't have a normal, civilized conversation like everybody else. Why the need for the hand waving, eye rolling, overly exaggerated motions? And the gasping!

I can't take it anymore. I'm going to go do some work.