Disbelief
BEEP!-BEEP!-BEEP!-BEEP!
Wake up abruptly, turn off pager, pick up phone, dial number.
3:41am.
I've slept for about 45 minutes so far this night.
Me (quite sleepy): It's surgery on call returning a page.
Nurse: Are you taking care of Mr. So-and-so, on Dr. X's service?
Me: No, but I'm covering for that service tonight.
Nurse: Well, Mr. S is 4 days out from a transhiatal esophagectomy with colonic interposition and he's been... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... and he is complaining of pruritis in his rear end.
Me (a bit more awake): What?
Nurse: Mr. S has pruritis on his rear end and he wants to know what we can do for it.
Me (annoyed): You're telling me that this patient is complaining that his butt itches and wants to know what we can do about it?
Nurse: Yes.
Me: Tell Mr. S to scratch his butt as needed.
*click*
True story.
Wake up abruptly, turn off pager, pick up phone, dial number.
3:41am.
I've slept for about 45 minutes so far this night.
Me (quite sleepy): It's surgery on call returning a page.
Nurse: Are you taking care of Mr. So-and-so, on Dr. X's service?
Me: No, but I'm covering for that service tonight.
Nurse: Well, Mr. S is 4 days out from a transhiatal esophagectomy with colonic interposition and he's been... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... and he is complaining of pruritis in his rear end.
Me (a bit more awake): What?
Nurse: Mr. S has pruritis on his rear end and he wants to know what we can do for it.
Me (annoyed): You're telling me that this patient is complaining that his butt itches and wants to know what we can do about it?
Nurse: Yes.
Me: Tell Mr. S to scratch his butt as needed.
*click*
True story.
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